Inner Peace

This is from an email sent to me by my favorite aunt. Bookmark it to come back to whenever you need a smile!

CALMNESS IN OUR LIVES
I am passing this on to you because it definitely works and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Oprah show, you too can find innerpeace..

Dr. Oz proclaimed,"The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all things you have started and have never finished."

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning,I finished off a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Blackberry Brandi, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Vicodin prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of Dove chocolates.You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now!!