I don't know where this originated, but it was in an email I received. I enjoyed it so much I thought I'd share. :)
They sent my Tax Return back AGAIN because of my response to the question: "List all dependents?"
I replied -
"12 million illegal immigrants;
"3 million crack heads;
"42 million unemployable people on food stamps,
"2 million criminals in over 243 prisons;
"Half of Mexico; and
"535 fools in the U.S. House and Senate.”;
Apparently this was not an acceptable answer.