
I kid you not. Feel better when you eat clean? Enjoy "superfoods" like chia seed smoothies or kale? Resent consuming, let alone paying money for chemical and GMO-laden crap? Plan to be diagnosed with "orthorexia nervosa" - the new "health food eating disorder", nominated by some for inclusion in the next edition of the DSM-5 (the American Psychiatric Association's Diagnostic and Statistical Manual).
You can check out the article here. I won't really rant any more than that, because it's so ludicrous already I don't even have to. Enjoy your weekend, and remember - watch out for those veggies! You don't want to eat too many and have people start thinking you're crazy.... :P